This is a guide to pronouncing TERRANCE. Are you ready? Good. We shall begin.
Step one. Select an epsode of The Bustopia Podcast. Step two. Download the episode. Step three. Transfer the episode to your listening device of choice. You may skip this step if you listen on the computer. Step four. Drink alcohol. Step five. FLAME WARRIOR STORMS THE CASTLE!!!
Step six. Begin listening to The Bustopia Podcast. Step seven. Continue listening until you hear a name that reminds you of Mary Poppins. Step eight. Rewind to before the name and listen again. Repeat until the name is burned into your brain like Flame Warrior's sword in balsa wood. Step nine. Say the name aloud until the people around you wonder about your sanity, or if you are alone, until you wonder about your sanity.
Step ten. Go about your business for 24 hours. Step eleven. Speak the name again. Step twelve. Listen to the name again to verify your speakage. If you have spoken it wrong or not at all, You Need More Training! Whiplash. Wha-tch!. Go back to step six.
Step thirteen. You win. Treat yourself to a gallon of ice cream. Step fourteen. Don't sue me for making you fat.
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